Whyohwhy
The main reason Muffin is in school as i type this is to have time to do stuff. Important stuff, such as, say, bring some good cold cash into our household.

I have freelancing work to do. And it makes me want to bark. And kick computer screens. It also makes me remotely happy because it gives me some dignity in the long forgotten work field.

But there is still a question that remains unanswered. When did i become a freaking page designer? Who decided to look for an experienced text writer if the job you want covered has only a 3% to do with it? How did we all jump into this mess?

Oh, errr.. one last question. Could you please send a "become a Quark X Press expert in 5 minutes" course my way?