Online sales!

Question:
What's worse than going out to the sales and finding a huge discount on something (expensive) you bought three months ago?

Answer:
Getting on line and finding your WEDDING DRESS half priced. Rats.

At least it's only avalaible on L size and S fitted me like a glove (rather unusually, thankyouverymuch). *Sigh*. I think i'll fix myself a large quantity of gin n tonic now.